Watching 300lb men exchange concussions and arguing with your aunt isn't a turn-on?

Thanksgiving is about families coming home, and you know what they say, "home is where someone might walk in on you masturbating." That's why this Porn Traffic Analysis from PornHub reports a 29% decrease in visitors on Turkey Day, because aside from really confusing feelings about a cousin, it's not generally a sexy holiday. Perhaps because Pilgrims would probably burn you at the stake for dressing up as a "Sexy Pilgrim." Although maybe the return home just encourages people to be old-fashioned and try to remember high school crushes they used to masturbate to before the Internet. Certainly, the same is true for other holidays people go home for, like Christmas:


Japan's into some weird stuff, so maybe they go online when they know we're not watching.

Things don't always result in less masturbation, though. Look what happens when a bunch of idiots think the world is about to end:

Sources: PornHub