Ladies and gentlemen, the drunkest mugshot we've ever seen.
As the Bible says, "Let he among us who has never passed out face-first in a plate of french fries cast the first stone." Cause hey, we've all been there, right? (Right?) On Friday, a drunk Tennessee man fell asleep in his french fries and ketchup for an hour before Hardee's employees could stop laughing long enough to call police.
Mmm, face-fries. Police searched the man and found pot and prescription pills in his pockets, which is the only reason we would suggest perhaps the man made any bad decisions that night. The takeaway from this story: someone needs to invent a plate with a pillow in the middle.