"Yeah right, what are the chances that there'll be a fire in the next half hour?"
This schadenfreude-heavy photo gallery posted by a user on Reddit depicts exactly what happens when you are stupid enough to park your car directly in front of a fire hydrant. Suffice to say, you end up not only with a lot of shattered glass, but you also get the unique shame of returning to your car to ask a group of men in way better shape than you, who just saved some damn lives, when you might be allowed to drive your newly-drenched, ruined car to the garage to spend a crapload of money to repair the well-deserved damage. While we imagine firefighters don't look forward to this kind of thing, we're betting when they see your car blocking their hydrant they probably fight over who gets to smash your windows to holy hell.
"I'll move the car in a minute honey! Stop worrying so much!"
"Sirens? I don't know probably an ambulance or something."
"All right, all right, I'll move the car. But for all your nagging there better be a real—"