Larry Busby, spotted in the wild by some campers. (image & text from

Are you short on cash? Is there a woman you know who you want to have a terrible life with a terrible person? Then introduce her to Larry Busby, a resident of Austin who refuses to date black women, fat women, women with tattoos, women with piercings, women who are friends with their exes, women who gamble (like, on the horses?), and women who aren't "clean." It's all laid out on Sleepless In Austin, the website (here's a mirror of the site in case it crashed) Larry set up where he promises $1500 to anyone who'll find him a girlfriend who falls into that extremely narrow criteria. 


A little bit about Larry:

I am an Artist, Musician, Poet, Composer, Performer, Businessman, I am many things. I am very creative & artistic. I can be accurately described as being both a CEO & a Rockstar all at the same time, both of those perfectly existing in one person, Me. I am a very unique man. There is NOTHING typical, average, normal, or ordinary about me whatsoever!

And how! Larry is so atypical that only .0001% of the female population has the goods to date him! Here are some of his lady-friend criteria from his About The Girl I Want page:

I want the girl to be attractive.

I like girls that are thin, or with a toned or athletic build. A average build is fine too, just as long as you are not over weight. I will not date a overweight or fat girl.

Sources: Sleepless In Austin