"What can I say, Gonzo? I'm attracted to pigs." — Kermit

Great news, swinophiles! Not only is Miss Piggy—our culture's most enduring example of the eroticization of pigs—returning to television this fall for the Muppets' new Office-esque sitcom on ABC, but she's being joined by a younger and ever more overtly sexual pig muppet. Check out this sow:

Now, we don't know what her name is, but this trailer makes it seem like she'll be a third point in a love triangle with Kermit and Miss Piggy. So, she should get lots of screen time, which will be great for you and all your friends on that message board you you spend so much time on.

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And, you know what? This show actually looks like it'll be good even for people who aren't sexually attracted to pigs. There are some jokes, there's a guy who's sexually attracted to chickens, there's some cultural commentary. It looks like it's got something for everybody!

Sources: h/t Collider | ABC