Ask for Christmas Carrol. She'll take care of your Good King Weinersauce.

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We tend to get pretty jaded here in 21st-Century America. We assume that no one will reach out to another in their time of need. We step over the homeless, and we care more about why Claire Danes is crying on Homeland than why our aunt is crying at the family Christmas dinner. But then there are those stories that remind us that there is still goodwill towards mankind on this cold, brutal Earth. It comes in the form of volunteers at soup kitchens, sure, but more importantly it comes in the form of a generous neighbor who helps out emotionally depressed ex-boyfriends and economically depressed strippers at the same time. Just like Jesus and Mary Magdelene.

Sources: Redditor toonsis