I don't know who the bigger loser is in this situation. The angry neighbor who has to put up with the loud masturbation, the loud masturbator who is being shamed when SEX IS NATURAL AND HEALTHY, the neighbor who took the picture that has to put up with these two freaks, or me for spending nearly an hour going over these notes like a forensic scientist as if they were the fucking Shroud of Turin!
Are we being trolled here? Why would the masturbator post the note on her own door? And a plug for a sex shop should push anyone's bullshit meter into the red. What does it say about our culture when you can no longer believe in an angry, public, neighbor note fight over loud masturbation? Thoughts?
(by Jonathan Corbett)