The next note is going to be a request for them to stop crying so loud. If we were these cancer-loving Nazis, we'd probably just move someplace else. Find a nice new building where we can love cancer and call each other bro without fear of neighbors giggling at us and thinking, "That's one of those bros who had all of their dignity obliterated with a single noise complaint." Though the other tenants might also be hoping the author of this note moves elsewhere, since they're all probably walking on eggshells out of fear of being the subject of the next public evisceration.

Sources: Redditor BeeAwake