People are hardcore freaking out over the "Zola story," a Detroit Hooters waitress' tale of a crazy weekend in Florida. The narrator is a one  @_zolarmoon, who told the story over a series of tweets last night. It was deleted after going viral, but thankfully the screenshots have been saved. Here it is, in its glorious entirety (Warning: It's pretty graphic and pretty long.):

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