A Christian teen went out into the woods and recorded a rap about her hatred for gays. Here's how that turned out.
Rated N for Nausea.
She's in the woods because...
A. Trees can't boo.
B. After her last performance at an open mic night she was shunned by civilized society.
C. She knows the only way anyone will make it to the end of the video is if there's a possibility they might see her get mauled by a bear.
D. All of the above.
We don't want to say she's the worst rapper alive because this feels a little more like slam poetry, so she's the worst slam poet alive. Seriously, there's a chipmunk listening to this thinking, "Jesus, girl, can't you rhyme with anything but 'ate' words?"