Are you sure you want to do this? Are you really, really sure?

Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!

Nope!

Seriously, what even is that?! Is it a spider? Or some kind of crustacean? Maybe it's the physical manifestation of a nightmare. Whatever it is, I'm 97 percent sure I have one in my own ear now. It's probably burrowing its way through my brain as I type this.

In case you're wondering how a terrible thing like this can happen, the creature's host gave a short explanation on in the YouTube description:

"Swam at Lake of the Ozarks last weekend and got a super painful ear infection. Totally blocked ear canal. Tried to use my phone's camera to see if I could see anything. Found this!"

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Unacceptable! This is why I try to avoid nature at all costs. Because it's horrible and should be shunned. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go flush my ear canal out with napalm.

Sources: BranitFX and Lucamax Pictures | h/t Bro Bible