We were waiting for someone to release a counter-point argument to The Hunger Games, we just didn't expect it to be set to music. The parents of everyone involved should be jailed. The production crew that made this possible should be shut down and their finances should be audited. And we need to add a provision to Obamacare to allow anyone who experiences this video free access to voluntary eyeball and eardrum removal. Rebecca Black, we can't forget, but after this we can find it in our hearts to forgive.

Sources: The High Definite