Sorry for eating all the birds! They were slow, fat, lazy American birds anyway.
This is a great parody. We know it was a great parody because we definitely fell for it briefly. To be fair, North Korea is so bizarre that there's no telling what kind of crazy they'll produce next. That's why we're telling you it's a parody, so you feel smart. You are smart. Not like those starving American idiots who have to rely on North Korean handouts and drink snow-coffee. That goes for you, too, Europeans who are pretending not to be part of America. Thank the non-existent God for North Korea, their glorious leader, and the North Korea Comedy Show, which is definitely not one of those pigdog American satires.