What's the best way to keep the cops from finding your weed?
*Image is the author's interpretation. The "not weed" is actually leftover granola. Maybe.
A 21-year-old Lincoln, Nebraska man was stopped by police under suspicion of drunk driving. When they searched his car, they found him in possession of some marijuana, which seems impossible, because he had it safely hidden in a container marked "Not Weed."
The container was an old 16 oz. sour cream container that had less than half an ounce of the herb, but the driver owned up to owning it, and was given a citation.
Sadly, his cute attempt was foiled, but that doesn't mean it was a completely bad idea. He should try a similar tactic again, only this time with underwear that reads "Not A Huge Penis."