Dirty 100-year-old woman celebrates her birthday by getting super pervy with reporter on live TV.
She said "a lemon done been squeezed" for the record.
The thing is, you just know that this old lady's family knew she was going to say "give me a piece of dick" the minute she got in front of the camera. They seem amused but not remotely surprised by her dirty, dirty mind. Those great-grandchildren are not shocked. They have heard this matriarch ask for dick like fifteen times a day for the last ten years. Grandma's timing is impeccable, but man, she just keeps repeating that joke until it is deader than most 100-year-olds.
Sources: Youtube FunnyLocalNews