He can't help being a trendsetter, because everyone has to do what he says.
Turns out Kim Jong-un's power extends far beyond North Korea.
The dictator just got a new look—complete with trapezoidal hairdo and sawed-off eyebrows—and Scarlett Johansson rushed to sport the cut to the Oscars last night. So fashion-forward of her. We predict by the end of the month, middle school girls all over the country will be clamoring to get "The Kim Jong-un."
You look great, ScarJo! Very ruthless!