We mustache why you insist on being so punny.
A third-grade teacher who gives her students an opportunity to report other students' Acts of Kindness by filling out a form was surprised to find this candid submission. Well, Desiree, we feel you. Sometimes you just need a penis. And if someone is generous enough to give you theirs for a while, that is truly an act of kindness that deserves recognition. Of course, it's slightly irresponsible of Desiree to show up for class all the time without her own penis, but we'll let that slide.