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Hey, don't just throw those away. Recycle them, so that one day someone else might spend their youth futilely chasing unattainable dreams with a naive, misplaced sense of optimism until they finally give up, accept their miserable, pathetically unfulfilling existence, chuck those hopes and expectations into the recycling bin and start this whole depressing process over again. That's the American Way, damn it.

Sources: CollegeHumor