How many delicious messes did he create in mastering this dark art?

The only thing that could possibly improve upon an amazing three-story flying pizza delivery like this is some flabbergasted color commentary delivered in a stately Irish brogue. We need to send this YouTube clip into space to document for all time just what this human species was capable of achieving on its brief time on this rock we call Earth. Either that, or maybe we can get Daniel Tosh to dress up as a pepperoni pizza and do a bit about it on his show. One or the other is fine with me.

(by Dennis DiClaudio)

Sources: Thomas Scott Oldbury | h/t redditor DTCobra