A poker player couldn't stop trash-talking during a big hand, making it unbelievably satisfying when he lost.
Someone needs to explain the concept of a "poker face" to this guy.
The secret to trash talking is having the game to back it up. If you don't, you're considered to be "all talk." That's the problem with trash talking during a poker game: you're definitely all talk because you don't know if you're going to win or not. But Carter Gill, a Chico State dropout (shoutout to the members of the Class of 2014 currently setting couches on fire!), just couldn't keep his mouth shut, which is what made it all the sweeter when he lost a near-million-dollar hand to David Paredes. Especially because his face fell more dramatically than the Berlin Wall.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)