So maybe you popped opened a bottle of pinot grigio last night (or twisted open a bottle of Boone's Farm, if you're in the 47%), and played a little game called "Drink every time the election coverage sucks." Whether you were imbibing to celebrate a Barack Obama victory or to ease the pain of a Mitt Romney loss, chances are you still ended up more coherent than Diane Sawyer, who slurred her way through ABC's election coverage like Paula Abdul refilling a Xanax prescription at CVS. Pull yourself together, Diane. This is ABC News, not half-price margarita night at TGI Friday's.