On Tuesday, CNN reported that President Obama and President-elect Donald Trump were given a two-page dossier detailing findings that Russia has "compromising personal and financial information" about Trump. Meaning, they have shit on him they could, conceivably, threaten to use against him.

Buzzfeed went ahead and posted the entire document online and it's definitely questionable—it's unverified (lol, good luck verifying this stuff), highly salacious, and even contains spelling errors (which, presumably, official government documents should not contain). Supposedly, the report was prepared for Trump opponents by a former British intelligence agent.

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One tidbit of information that stands out is an item claiming that President-elect Donald Trump rented out the presidential suite at Moscow's Ritz Carlton Hotel—the same room that President and Mrs. Obama (both of whom he's not super fond of) stayed in, and then hired sex workers for "golden showers," or peeing for sexual gratification, in front of him.

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The report could very well be bogus, so there's a heaping pile of "allegedlys" here. Nevertheless, Twitter is having a field day with the golden showers jokes, because how could they not? Here's what the funny people on Twitter had to say about the PEEOTUS. (Sorry, we couldn't resist.)

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Last but not least, in case you're curious, here's the memo that Ben Smith of BuzzFeed sent to staff explaining why they published the unsubstantiated memo:

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