Pounded by the Pound: Turned Gay by the Socioeconomic Implications of Britain Leaving the European Union is the puntastic, peen-tastic erotica that provides some sweet, sweet relief from the anxieties of the Brexit. Chuck Tingle, author of such literary masterpieces as Space Raptor: Butt Redemption writes "everything will turn you gay" erotica that satirizes homophobes' fears, and applied his particular set of skills to the geopolitical crisis of the moment. Even Tingle's fellow author J.K. Rowling was titillated:
The book's real, the review's real and I've finally found something to laugh about in this whole terrible mess. pic.twitter.com/5r8yF9Fa2l— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 26, 2016
The hilarious review reads, "I picked this book as a protest. I didn't think I'd actually GET it," a reference to the thousands of Brits who voted to leave the EU, only to find out that their votes actually mattered.
Tingle describes his man-on-coin masterpiece as follows:
When Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he’s shocked by just hold normal everything seems. But the calm doesn’t last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future.
In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story busses lie strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to cut costs, the Queen’s Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns and the River Thames runs red with molten lava.
Now Alex and his handsome sentient pound must travel back to the past and sway the vote for European solidarity, by proving that all you need is love.
This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on monetary unit action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and living pound love.