Courage comes in a bottle. So does instant meme-ing of your national spotlight.
Marco Rubio is the first politican ever to waterboard himself into standing up for his party. Good Lord, people have had more grace reaching for a sip of water after finishing marathons. No one's supposed to remember the opposing party's response to the State of the Union. But congrats, Marco, yours just got remembered. Next time, switch to gatorade.