Spiral 8/10. Boop 10/10.


Marco Rubio, although not currently leading in any polls, is running a strong campaign according to most observers. He's avoided saying anything too weird, he's young, he's attractive, he briefly tried to pass meaningful immigration reform before backtracking and insisting we need to fix the border first, and he's really good at hitting a kid in the face with a football with just enough oomph to be funny but without enough force to stop being funny. If Trump were to try this, I imagine a terrible, wobbly pass chucked with anger at a small blonde girl who asked him a substantive question. But I can only dream.


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