Ron Paul condoms refuse to put any limits on your sperm.

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Whether you have Obama's massively expanding government or you can't wait for Romney to invade your reproductive rights, you should probably put on a rubber because according to both candidates, the next generation is screwed. So go ahead and flip flop positions, push your wedge issues, and let a moderator watch as SuperPAC donors shower both of you with anonymous cash. No matter who your candidate is, remember the most important thing about sex: only one person can win.

Sources: Redditor PoliticBot