President Obama's two-day state visit to Argentina was intended to strengthen America's economic and political relationship with Latin America. Instead, it may have just weakened Argentina's respect for the U.S. leaders' dance skills. In an endearingly awkward sign of respect for the Latin country's customs, Obama danced a brief tango. Watch it and you'll agree—he makes your own dad look like Bruno-god-damn-Mars in contrast.
To his credit, a proper tango is easier said than danced. Obama needn't worry, especially since he's perfected his own signature President Wiggle.