Paul Ryan's high school chose him for something even more embarrassing than the Romney ticket.
Laugh all you want, but that innate ability to ass-kiss also got him elected prom king and class president in his junior year. Though we think it's about to be put to the test. Ryan is going to find himself hard-pressed to come up with convincing ways to suck up to Mitt Romney. "That was very impressive the way you finished your Europe trip without being imprisoned and ending up on a special episode of Locked Up Abroad, sir!" We're betting he's going to have to pull out the old standby pretty regularly: "Your hair looks especially sculpted today, Mittens!"
Sources: The Daily What