The third #GOPDebate was a #GOPDebacle or a #CNBCrapshoot, depending on who you ask. Either way, everyone who participated it left almost as unhappy as everyone who watched it. If you were fortunate enough to miss it, or gave up on understanding it halfway through, fortunately Stephen Colbert can give you what you need to get through dinner conversation for a few more weeks with the masochists who follow political campaigns still more than a year out.

There you go; you're now an informed voter. If anyone asks you what's going on with the election, you can tell them: it's still going on.