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Well if this doesn't rally America against Rick Santorum, we don't know what will. Last we checked, it was our God-given right to padlock the door of our basement, hunch pathetically over a MacBook screen and absorb hour after hour of grainy, 30-second clips of consenting, surgically enhanced adults making wholly unnatural noises together. And now Captain Froth himself wants to take that away from us? So this is it, Santorum. We're fighting back. In about five more minutes — just wait outside.

Sources: Forbes