Wait until she gets a look at Donald Trump's Twitter feed.
The backstory is that this little girl and her mother were listening to election coverage on NPR and, responding completely approprately, the girl burst into tears. Still, you need to toughen up sweetie if you want to survive adulthood. You probably don't even know what Politico is yet. It's awful and yet we read every word of it before we even crap in the morning. Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night and rushed to your computer to look at FiveThirtyEight to see if the red and blue lines are touching yet? No? Then wait until you're at least reading at a kindergarten level because there is so very much more to cry about.