As demonstrated by the many anti-gay politicians who are eventually ensnared in gay sex scandals, we're pretty sure it's only a matter of time before a video surfaces of Roland Sledge being peed on by a prostitute. This man is obsessed with urine. You can bet he sat in the production studio (i.e. in front of his nephew's Macbook running iMovie) yelling at him that the pee-colored font isn't yellow enough. "I want voters to feel that yellow heat streaming off the screen!" On another note, is it just a rule that you can't win elections in Texas without some reference to people being electrocuted?