Look, in 2007 no one would have been able to convince you that we'd one day have a president named Barack Obama, so maybe the time is right for a president named Vermin Supreme, who by the way is a real candidate. Sure he's a fascist when it comes to healthy gums, but so's your dentist the way he's always chastising you with "why aren't you flossing is it because you are a dirty person?" Does your dentist wear a boot on his head and guarantee that you'll be given your own pony? No, only Vermin Supreme does. Vote for him because your dentist would make a horrible president. Note, this paragraph made slightly more sense than everything said in the above video.

Sources: The Daily What