With only 50 days to go, it's worth it to ask one last time, "why is Donald Trump even doing this?" There are a lot of plausible answers, but the one that makes the most sense is that Trump wants revenge for being humiliated.

Somewhere under that blonde crash helmet, tiny brass gears are turning.
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This explanation also follows Trump's Razor, which is like Occam's Razor, except it says the stupidest explanation for Trump's behavior is usually the correct one. Donald Trump is running for president because, on April 30, 2011, Seth Myers and Barack Obama brutally double-teamed him in front of one of America's fanciest crowds and left him for dead.

"Whatever," you're saying, "he showed up knowing he'd take a few punches." No, he didn't. Despite leading a smear campaign against the President, Trump accepted the invitation of a newspaper publisher's daughter to attend the dinner. Talking to reporters in the long security line, Trump was actually asked if he was nervous, considering Hawaii had just released his long-form birth certificate. "No," Donald said, "I don't think Obama would address me." Instead, after mocking Trump indirectly with a Lion King clip of his "birth video," this is what Obama said about Trump directly.

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