Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is the canine comedian making America great again with his election specials. The latest installment featured real, human Trump supporters in a focus group—and unbeknownst to them, they're being tested on just how far they'll let the Trump Train take them into Crazy Town. It's pretty damn crazy.

Here are some of the things they honestly said:

  • "Donald Trump's plan to lock Mexicans in porta-potties sounds like fresh thinking to me."
  • "If Hillary Clinton can't tell us the truth about Benghazi, why do we expect her to tell the truth about her genitals?"
  • "I agree with Donald Trump. The only way to compete with the Chinese is to lower their IQ by injecting their water with various paints and solvents."
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These are real people saying real things inspired by fake things said by a real presidential candidate. Only three and a half more months to go.