We dig this guy! We know what it means to have our happiness robbed from us when someone's sister throws a seafish at our TV, and we'll only vote for a candidate who understands our pain. It's a shame Mitt can't laugh (a side-effect of him being unable to feel) because we'd love to know how close his actual laugh is to the goofy one in this video. Here's hoping his campaign has seen this and they decide to make "Don't Commit Suicide" his official campaign slogan. Considering the state of things, can you think of a better one?