A pic of him in a body cast sporting an "I Didn't Vote" sticker will boost turnout in 2016.


This woman might have been inspired to commit vehicular assault by her Obama hatred, but remember, Romney won Arizona even without her husband's vote. She was just so pissed that he would shirk his civic duty as an American that she decided he needed to die under her car before he could pass his apathy down to their baby. In the wake of this incident, the old saying, "If you don't vote you can't complain" is officially out of style. Next election people will be upping the ante with "If you don't vote I swear to God you'll die bleeding on the grille of my SUV, I don't even care if you're the father of my unborn child." Not as catchy on Facebook but way more effective.

Sources: CBSNews