- All the Abraham Lincoln motionless in a chair, none of the gushing mortal head wound. - Not too much longer before it's just - A fitting symbol of an irrevocably broken America if ever there was one. - A 60-ft tall reminder that there were once American politicians who deserved to have their faces carved into mountains. - As seen in the Nicolas Cage movie National Treasure! - A monument to the fact that not everyone's fathers can be Senators or wealthy businessmen. - Not the most boring field trip you could go on, but definitely up there. - Over 555 feet tall, even when it's cold out. - Birthplace of pronounceable last names.

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