someecards.com - Taking one for the team by keeping Florida away from the rest of us.

someecards.com - Where everything's bigger and more punishable by death.


someecards.com - A great place to start a family with your family.


someecards.com - The Certificate of Participation of states.
 

someecards.com - Like if Duck Dynasty were a state.


someecards.com - Where America's dreamers settle for doing porn.

someecards.com - A wonderful place to enjoy the beach or die of old age.

someecards.com - Definitely one of the two best Dakotas in the country.


someecards.com - Where cars are both made and lived-in.


someecards.com - You'd legalize euthanasia if you lived here too.


someecards.com - The other Vermont.


someecards.com - As close as you'll ever want to get to South America.


someecards.com - So many fucking lighthouses you won't believe it.


someecards.com - Remarkably unremarkable.


someecards.com - Counting the days until an election makes it relevant again.


someecards.com - Less than 1% covered in piss and garbage.
  

someecards.com - Where letter bombs are from.


someecards.com - All the weather of Canada without any of the healthcare.


someecards.com - Part of America, if you're gonna get all technical about shit.


someecards.com - More than just Chicago, but not more than just Chicago and farms.


someecards.com - The most fun you can have squandering your life savings.


someecards.com - Worth dying of dysentery to get here.


someecards.com - 42,000 square miles of DC suburbs.


someecards.com - The worst cell phone reception in America
 

someecards.com - Home to almost as many Puerto Ricans as New York City!


someecards.com - Proudly flying the American flag because federal law requires it.


someecards.com - Your premier destination for feeling skinny by comparison.


someecards.com - Guarding our nation's borders so legitimate state and federal authorities don't have to.


someecards.com - Almost as dangerous as actual Colombia.


someecards.com - Producing America's best Seasonal Affective Disorder.


someecards.com - #1 in people who don't know how to read this postcard.


someecards.com - A great place to raise all your families.


someecards.com - Leading the nation in fat dudes who die while taking dumps.
 

someecards.com - Home of the nation's most beautiful desolate prairies.


someecards.com - The reason the Louisiana Purchase was so cheap.


someecards.com - What the hell are you looking at asshole?


someecards.com - An agoraphobe's nightmare.


someecards.com - Giving assholes a bad name - since 1788.


someecards.com - A great place to get rid of a body.
 

someecards.com - We've got the good kind of crabs!


someecards.com - Birthplace of your lung cancer.


someecards.com - Sadder than anyone about Breaking Bad coming to an end.
 

someecards.com - Like if Applebee's were a state.
 

someecards.com - Where there may very well still be people trapped on roofs.
 

someecards.com - Only two hours from New York City!
 

someecards.com - Mostly living in the 21st century.


someecards.com - The studio apartment of states.
 

someecards.com - Torn between being a shitty midwestern state and a shitty northeastern state.


someecards.com - Birthplace of Clinton's sexual harassment suits.
 

someecards.com - Like if Whole Foods were a state.


someecards.com - Accents as thick as the cheddary plaque in our arteries.


someecards.com - Making it impossible to say you're from Washington without having to further clarify.
 

someecards.com - Birthplace of Obama, depending on who you ask.


someecards.com - What we lack in hospitable climate we make up for in residents never having to scroll through a state dropdown menu.

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