- Where America's dreamers settle for doing porn.

Don't you hate when you're traveling and the hotel's gift shop doesn't sell any postcards that talk smack about the very state you're in? Don't you wish you there was an easy way to cultivate regional rivalries with friends and long-distance lovers? Wish no more with the new Someecards Postcards section, a regularly updated section with postcards for every state of the union as well as the rest of the world's more desirable and less war-torn travel destinations. Use them to send postcards without having to locate one of the few remaining post offices that are still open, or just post them online to rip on where your friends live and take pride in your own quickly declining home state. Take a look at the first ten state cards and check back for more: - Proudly flying the American flag because federal law requires it. - Where everything's bigger and more punishable by death.

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