New guidelines from the Dept. of Homeland Security will help you figure out how to freak out about the next major tragedy.
Very high production value for a government PSA.
With all the scary events in the news lately—and we're not just talking about the brutal treatment of Justin Bieber's pet monkey—it can be hard to know just how much to let a tragedy affect your plans for the day. You certainly can't trust your personal emotional radar, considering the amount of time you spend reading Gawker. Trust the nice people at Landline TV instead.