For anyone who ever looked at a Louis Vuitton bag and thought, "I wish I could stick my dong in that," your wait is sort of over! Introducing the Louis Vuitton condom, the condom that not only prevents pregnancy, but by wearing it instantly identifies you as someone who absolutely should not breed. While this is only the prototype design for a proposed LV contraceptive, the actual item is expected to sell for a mere $68. But it's cool because it's ribbed with Louis Vuitton logos for absolutely no one's pleasure.

Sources: Oh No They Didn't