OK, this is it. Our cultural obsession with sparkling, effeminate vampires has finally reached its saturation point. (Gross. Sorry.) If you sell vampire maxi-pads, what's next? ... Normally there would be a joke here with an example of an even more exaggeratedly disgusting product, but this is literally the worst thing we can think of. All we can say is it's a good thing this is a generic vampire instead of Robert Pattinson, because that guy has been through enough.

Sources: Etsy