If you wish hard enough, a man in a fright wig will be your husband!
Over the weekend, a Glasgow performance of a musical production of Peter Pan was interrupted suddenly. Not because Peter came undone from his bungee and did a "Turn Off The Dark" faceplant into the audience, thankfully. No, this show was stopped because Peter did a faceplant straight into holy matrimony.
Sandor Sturbl, the thespian portraying the titular role, stopped the show with an announcement:
"So, ladies and gentlemen, normally this show would continue with Peter Pan watching Wendy and giving her a kiss. Although this is not a normal show this evening."
He then went on to profess his love for Lily-Jane Young, the actress portraying Wendy, before getting on one knee and asking her to marry him.
Then the guy in the big dog costume completely lost his shit.
(by Bob Powers)