We're with you Chris Brown. We always feel grounded by cartoonish Christian iconography.


Coming just a day after reports of his alleged fistfight with Frank Ocean over a parking space (hardcore!), Chris Brown posted this painting of three apparent P90X enthusiasts, one of whom is supposed to be the son of God. By Brown's comment, "Painting the way I feel today," we can assume he's implying that a handful of blogs calling him a jerk for beating someone up makes him feel like Jesus must have felt when he died for the sins of God's children. Or he's just feeling super-cut today, because, wow! These guys should get off the cross and get jobs at Abercrombie and Fitch. Anyway, you can either pray to Chris Brown or pray for Chris Brown to get painting lessons from someone whose skill set exceeds that of early season South Park animators.

Sources: Us Weekly | Chris Brown on Instagram