Thank you for letting me leave with my life.
How terrible must that boy's singing must have been? Just take away his solos and shove him in the back with a triangle for God's sake. Or, maybe the kid sang like an angel and the music teacher was so envious of his talent that he tried to snuff it out. Either way, this would apear to be the most dangerous elementary school music program in the nation. Like the saying goes, "(Off)-Pitches Get Stitches."