You can't fire me, because I fire you.
Managing your boss is one of the most difficult aspects of being an employee. If you're like Joe, you have to put up with lateness, a lack of communication, and general insubordination. Joe, a gas station worker, decided to let his boss know he was done being treated like yesterday's slushie and walked out the door.
But since Joe is clearly a model employee, he didn't just abandon his post. Not only did he make sure to lock the doors behind him, but he also helpfully put up a "help wanted" sign in the window. Although, to be fair, his angry note was probably all the "help wanted" sign this place needed.
Too bad Joe couldn't get the rest of the store's employees to rally around his cause. Everyone quitting at once is a great way to screw over a sucky boss.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)