"I'm not racist - some of my hair is dark brown!" (via)
With all the controversy surrounding LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling over the racist audio recording that came to light Friday night, the most suprising thing may be that that it took so long for the proverbial walls to finally start closing in on this Hall of Fame sack of crap. A guy whose public record of bigotry is so extensive that a reasonable person might think his only interest in owning an NBA franchise is so he can yell at large, black men without fear of getting his teeth knocked out. On the tape, Sterling can be heard telling his girlfriend (pictured above, wearing the expression anyone would if they knew they had to bone Donald Sterling) that he's unhappy with her terrible habit of being seen with black and brown people:
"It bothers me a lot that you want to broadcast that you’re associating with black people. Do you have to?"
That remark probably struck a chord with her, seeing as she's, well, black and brown. He is, however, cool with her sleeping with black people (he's not a monster), he just draws the line at her bringing them to Clippers games:
"You can sleep with [black people]. You can bring them in, you can do whatever you want. The little I ask you is not to promote it on that [Instagram] ... and not to bring them to my games."