This modernist 1958 house for sale in Australia has a very suggestive design when seen from above.

It's not that spacious, but size doesn't matter. (via Daily Telegraph)


If you live near Sydney, Australia, and you're looking for the ultimate bachelor pad, you're in luck. This handsome 4-bedroom house just went on the market, and its unique design is sure to impress any overnight guests. Just give it a quick wipe-down before they come over, and they're yours.

That's because this 1958 Modernist structure is undeniably shaped like a penis. It was designed by acclaimed architect Stan Symonds, but it's not clear if he knew what he was doing at the time, or if his sexual frustration just came out this way. Either way, we have him to thank for this one-of-a-kind unit.

It looks less like a dick from this angle. Slightly. (via Daily Telegraph)

Although some buyers are turned off by the house's peculiar shape, others are intrigued. Very intrigued. In fact, the property is so irresistible, it's expected to sell for more than $1.1 million AUD. That's enough to give any real estate broker a semi. Check out these images of the interior, which are surprisingly SFW:

The living room (balls) has plenty of space to store your furniture, books, and sperm.
(via Daily Telegraph)

The kitchen (base) is often overlooked, but needs attention too. (via Daily Telegraph)

In the head, you'll find the master bedroom (mastur bateroom), the perfect place to get a relaxing night's sleep. You'll practically spurt out of bed in the morning! (via Daily Telegraph)

Sources: The Daily Telegraph