The gross punishment fit the gross crime: A man masturbating in a Porta Potty got trapped when people pushed it over, covering him in shit.

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Sometimes shitty things happen to shitty people. (via Thinkstock)

In Portland Oregon, there's a guy who enjoys masturbating in a Porta Potty with the door open. Personally, I think sitting on a stinking, warm seat over chemicals and strangers' poop while other people can watch sounds like a punishment from one of the lower levels of hell, but we all (literally) get off to different things, I guess. And this guy gets off to it a lot: he had shown off his port-a-package to homeless people in the area several times, and they were sick of it. So on Thursday morning, one of the homeless people who had seen this dude's dick too many times had the idea to kick the back of the Honey Bucket-brand port-o-potty while he was inside.

One woman interviewed by KOMO News said,

(He) was flashing us over and over again, and we asked him multiple times and told him to stop and he wouldn't. Our friend thought it would be funny to get up and jump behind the porta-potty and kick it.

The man got trapped inside and covered in "fecal matter." A fire and rescue crew had to be called in to get him out. Police decided not to arrest him, but one police spokesperson was obviously very proud of himself, telling media, "Physically, he's fine but he had a crappy day." GET IT? CRAPPY DAY?!

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Sources: h/t Gawker | KOMO News